( Parody Of California Dreaming )

All my teeth are brown
And my hair is grey
I'd go for a walk
But my feet say stay
I'd be safe and warm
If I was in Pj's
Geriatric dreaming
On such a winter's day

Once I went to church
I passed along the way
If I could get down on my knees
Then I would surely pray
Well, the preacher likes the cold
But my arthritis complains
Geriatric dreaming, on such a winter's day

All my teeth are brown
and my hair is grey
Yes, I wanted so to walk
But my feet said stay
If they didn't swell up
I could leave today
Geriatric Dreaming
On such a winter's day

2006 Steven H Bounds
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