I hate that I'm hatin
That I lost weight from waitin
On the date I was datin
So I told the old toad
When ya finally finder
If ya don't mind, reminder
I could wind up a winder
On the rodeo road

If you've got some place to go you've got to go
Stop stopping for someone who says they're someone you should know

I tell tellers
That I sell cellars
That fell on fellers
From the 23rd floor
Van load of vandals
With sand in their sandals
Dismantled the mantels
And they tore off the doors

Now if you've found an earthworm in your shoe
You can feed him coffee grounds and that's about all you can do
But if that cuckoo calls you by your name
Ya better switch that worm to decaf cause he's driving you insane

X was expectin
Some technical Texan
To wreck me I reckon
But I didn't care
The chick cooked him chicken
Fixed up some fixens
He said stick to stickin
Bubble gum in your hair

If the sun keeps messing up your rainy days
You can buy a black umbrella that will get you through that phase
But if that cuckoo calls you by your name
Ya better tell that worm you're harboring to get back in the game

2006 Daniel G. Stephens
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